The 10 Most Disturbing Porn Titles
Obviously, there are some disturbing titles in porn. But these stand above the rest:
Look up in the sky, it’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s a gape?
If you don’t know, a gape is an asshole that’s stretched out to accommodate large objects.
Imagining a crime fighting force with loose asses is just disturbing.
If a daughter is asking her dad to stop fucking her friends, there are abusive family issues going on.
I can’t jerk off thinking about that.
Thinking about my mom and my girlfriend in the same thought as sex equals instant boner killer.
STROLLIN’ IN THE COLON
STROLLIN’ IN THE COLON
It’s such a nice day, I think I will go for a stroll.
Oh no! We’re in a colon – holy shit (literally)!
I don’t see what’s sexy about being fully emerged in a colon.
If my mom had Testicals, how could I exist? Am I adopted? I’m so confused!
Ok, I get that some people get turned on by enemas.
But, “Enema Pay Back” that’s just confusing. Am I getting a refund for my enema, are the girls spraying enemas on each other.
Either way, HORRID!
You could think this about new agey, tantric sex, chakras, etc.
Nope, it’s about forcibly opening asses.
Ever have pink eye? You know, conjunctivitis. It’s not sexy.
This video is all about cum shots in the eyes of porn stars. Some people are into it.
Still, just thinking of all the crust and puss forming over your eyes when you have conjunctivitis, makes this video impossible to jerk off to.
Watching 68 yearolds have sex makes me shiver in fear.
Isn’t one of the greatest pleasures of sex, fucking tight holes?
Why would you want to fuck a stretched hole? You might as well bang an over-ripe watermelon.
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